EXCLUSIVE NEWS RELEASE FROM THE SF POLITICS HUB

  EXCLUSIVE NEWS RELEASE FROM THE SF POLITICS HUB                                   

The City and County Board of Supervisors as announced the merger of all major newspapers, television stations, and media outlets with the City of San Francisco’s new plan to Make San Francisco Great Again.

Supervisor Joel Edgaro, the author of this plan, as agreed to release a statement exclusively to SF Politics Hub:

San Franciscans! Joy! Joy! Joy! My Make San Francisco Great Again campaign has come to fruition with the Board of Supervisors approving the merger with the media.  You know as the leader of this great City it has been my pleasure to sell the Westside voters down the drain.  I’m tired of making excuses for backing big business interests downtown, tired of making excuses for backing the ultra-rich Yimby’s, tired of making excuses for backing the Bike Coalition and it’s 80% membership composed of White Anglo Saxon Protestant Males.  I’m Done!  This merger with the media will ensure that these working-class peasants in the Sunset and Richmond Districts do not have their voices heard.  I was elected to lead this City into Utopia and Utopia it will be! 

Why should I have to have public meetings with my constituents to discuss closing a highway?  Why should I have to have public forums with constituents to discuss overcrowded residential streets. Why should I have to have public discussions with residents about whether they want a park at the Beach? Why should I have to have public discussions with my constitutes about taking parking places away?  Why should I have to have public discussions with my constitutes regarding high-rises and 4-unit buildings on every lot?  I know what’s best for god’s sakes!

To heck with the people who need to use the Great Highway.  It’s only 20,000 cars per day for god’s sake…what’s the big deal.    Get a real job I say to them, working at home for a tech company, social media company, etc.  Please, please, get on board with the utopia we will create for you.  You’ll get used to it, honestly, and it will be easier for you.  You will not have to make any decisions for yourself.  The omni potent government of SF will do that for you.

This merger is not as big a deal as you may think.  It’s been that way for years but now we are making it official.  I think that’s called transparency but I’m not sure what that means.  Make San Francisco Great Again! We are ushering in a Golden Era!

Well, there you have it folks straight from SF Politics Hub! Thinking out loud I do have two questions: What about the multiethnic multicultural working-class residents’ viewpoints of the Sunset and Richmond Districts? Shouldn’t they, in a free society, have a voice that is heard?  Support the Recall!!

Sincerely,

Marty Murphy