MAKE SF GREAT AGAIN

MAKE SAN FRANCISCO GREAT AGAIN

The Sunset District Overseer has launched a new campaign this year for his constitutes in the Westside called Make San Francisco Great Again!  He has assembled the richest, smartest, most powerful groups to aid in his campaign to bring us a new Golden Era.  This campaign promises every Westside resident a set of Lululemon leggings to wear and one week supply of Acia Bowl to eat.  I am hoping for leggings so I can do a proper downward dog.

Without further ado, let me introduce you to his all star team:

Lucifier Lax: A paralegal working for YelGogg, charismatic cult head of the Friends of the Gentry; has lots of experience and intimately knows the needs of the Sunset residents having lived here for 6 whole years.  A dapper dresser, an outstanding sportsmen in his Trail Tactica liner bib shorts he will oversee the Overseers’ art projects for this Golden Era.

Terry Stopthatplease:  A tech mogul, rich as heck, will oversee the needs of the Sunset residents’ economic fortunes.  Ivy league educated, born into the East Coast aristoracy, he will know how to help the residents get back on their feet after paying the tax burdens necessary for the campaign to Make San Francisco Great Again.  I, for one, feel very confident because this guy is true gem.

Chaz Parson:  A great pick to get the necessary blessings from City Hall and the Board of Stuporvisors for the permits to “revitalize” the Sunset District postmortem from the Overseer of the Sunset’s campaign.  Larry has stated: A high-rise on every corner and multiunit on every lot will help Make San Francisco Great Again!

PullWoolOverYourEyes, LLC :  Campaign strategist company hired to convince the 2/3’s majority of Sunset District residents that voted against Prop K that the Sunset Overseer will indeed bring a new Golden Age through his Make San Francisco Great Again! Very impressive! Although, I think this might be the weak link in this campaign strategy.  Not sure I'm convinced. Are you? What do you think?   Support the Recall

Sincerely,

Marty Murphy