SF JOB ANNOUNCEMENT

SAN FRANCISCO CITY AND COUNTY JOB OPENING

Where: San Francisco Park and Recreation

When: Immediately

Job Description:  The SF Park and Recreation Department is seeking qualified individuals to work directly with a very small group of minority residents of the Sunset District to build a park.  Must be able to project an image of inclusiveness of most Sunset residents (wink wink)

Qualifications:  Must be a Bike Coalition proponent, lived in the Sunset less than 10 years, not have a car, YIMBY, and be able to promote the values of the gentry population of SF.  Lack of values and integrity a must.  Helpful qualifications: an entitled personality, Ivy league education.

Pay scale:  Starting pay 100K/year.  There is tremendous upside, money and career wise with this position. You will be able to hob-knob with other like-minded individuals not from San Francisco.  Potential for graft and payoffs and quid pro quo are limitless.  You will be able to get in on the ground floor of the sell-off of the Sunset.

If you are a Westside resident of San Francisco and you find the above offensive…good…you should!  The sellout of Sunset is well underway my friends.  Stand up for yourself!  Vote YES on the Recall!!

Sincerely,

Marty Murphy